Buy her a puppy? fuck no, I know how that goes, I get her the puppy but I am the one who’s going to have to take it out every goddamn day and pick up it’s poop. I’ll just overthrow two governments instead.

Buy her a puppy? fuck no, I know how that goes, I get her the puppy but I am the one who’s going to have to take it out every goddamn day and pick up it’s poop. I’ll just overthrow two governments instead.

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